Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!

Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
Santa drives a rusty car
Press the starter
Press the choke
Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

Q: Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
A: Because they both have Sandy claws!

Q: What does Father Christmas call his money?
A: Iced lolly?

Q: What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A: Santa pause!