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Christmas Jokes

Short Christmas Jokes 1

    Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
    A: Santa Clues!

    Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
    Now thats what you call pot luck!

    Q: What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?
    A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

    Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
    A: Santapplause!

    Twinkle Twinkle chocolate bar
    Santa drives a rusty car
    Press the starter
    Press the choke
    Off he goes in a cloud of smoke!

    Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
    A: Santa Jaws!

    Q: Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden?
    A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!

    Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
    A: Because they both have Sandy claws!

    Q: What does Father Christmas call his money?
    A: Iced lolly?

    Q: What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
    A: Santa pause!


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