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Short Christmas Jokes 2

    Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
    A: It was wound up already.

    Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
    A: Forty feet of track - all straight!

    I wanna tell you what kind of luck I've got. If this year I cornered the mistletoe market, they'd postpone Christmas.

    Christmas: When you exchange hellos with strangers and good buys with friends.

    Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating the birth of Jesus or General Electric.

    Do you know what it is like to put up fifteen hundred Christmas lights on the roof of a house? The kids are giving two to one I'm gonna come down the chimney before Santa Claus does.

    Christmas in Los Angeles is always interesting. Seeing carolers dressed in Bermuda shorts...groping their way through the smog singing: "It came upon a midnight clear."

    Every Christmas pageant throughout the world has a scene showing Joseph leading Mary into Bethlehem on a donkey. Do you realize what would happen if the Republicans asked for equal time?

    Did you hear about the Beverly Hills school Christmas pageant? Two kids dressed as Mary and Joseph and they are on their way to the inn in Bethlehem. On the other side of the stage, a boy in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile/ cellular phone, calling for reservations.

    Sometimes I get the feelin that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.


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