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Jokes.Net Holiday Jokes:
New Short Christmas Jokes

    Q: Why dose santa cluse were a red suit?
    A: Because his slide is red.

    - Submitted by Doug

    Q: Why is santa clause so old?
    A: Because if he was young he wouldn't make money to buy toys.

    - Submitted by Pat

    Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
    A: You get tinselitis.

    The police arrested me for doing my Christmas shopping early.
    They can't do that!
    It seems they can - they caught me in the shop at 3am.

    - Submitted by Angela.

    Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A: Snowflakes!

    Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
    A: It's true....Comet cleans sinks!

    Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
    A: Crisp Cringle.

    Q; If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
    A: Missile-toe!

    - submitted by Jokes4U.

    A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "What's wrong with me? I'm afraid of Santa."

    The psychiatrist said, "You must be Claustrofobic."

    - submitted by Jen to Jokes4U.


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