- Submitted by Doug

Q: Why is santa clause so old?
A: Because if he was young he wouldn't make money to buy toys.

- Submitted by Pat

Q: What happens if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: You get tinselitis.

The police arrested me for doing my Christmas shopping early.
They can't do that!
It seems they can - they caught me in the shop at 3am.

- Submitted by Angela.

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes!

Q: Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
A: It's true....Comet cleans sinks!

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.

Q; If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile-toe!

- submitted by Jokes4U.

A man went to his psychiatrist and said, "What's wrong with me? I'm afraid of Santa."

The psychiatrist said, "You must be Claustrofobic."

- submitted by Jen to Jokes4U.