- submitted by Tina.

Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can Ho,HO,Ho.

- submitted by Cabbage.

Q: What is as tall as Santa and as fat as Santa but doesn't weigh a thing?
A: Santa's shadow.

- Submitted by Jillian Faith.

Q: What do Elfs learn at Elf school?
A: The elfabet.

- submitted by Stephanie Harper.