Q: What is Frosty's favorite dinner?
A: Spaghetti and snowballs.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a pig with a Christmas tree?
A: A porker tree!

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas carol?
A: "Jungle Bells".

Q: Why did the elf paint himslef green?
A: He was moonlighting as a leprechaun.

Q: Why do we kiss under the mistletoe?
A: Because it's more fun than shaking hands!

Q: Did you hear about the author elf?
A: He only wrote short stories!

Santa: "Those toymakers I hired are just not working out."
Mrs. Claus: "Like they say, good elf is hard to find."

Q: What is a vampire's favorite Christmas song?
A: "I'm Dreaming of a bite Christmas.'

Q: What amphibian do we hang in doorways at Christmas?
A: Mistletoad.

Q: What has a red suit, a white beard, and rows of razor-sharp teeth?
A: Santa Jaws.

Q: Why is Santa like a busy gardener?
A: Because all he does is hoe, hoe, hoe.

Q: What would you call it if your wedding day was Decembr 25?
A: A Marry Christmas!

Q: In the Middle Ages, what did most people get for Christmas?
A: The plague!

Q: Who had a beard, webbed feet, and wrote A Christmas Carol?
A: Charles Duckens!

Q: What's red and white and blue all over?
A: A candy cane holding its breath!

Q: What do you call a fear of being trapped in a chimney with a fat man?
A: Santa Claustrophobia!