Boy: "Well, there's a certain thing I'd really like."
Santa: "What thing is that?"
Q: What would you get if you crossed Santa with a giraffe?
Q: What would you get if you crossed one of Santa's helpers with the King of Rock 'n' Roll?
Q: What has fins, a tail, and is mailed to you at Christmas?
Q: What did Santa way to his misbehaving reindeer?
Q: Why don't elves play in the NBA?
Q: What would get if you crossed St. Nick with Jon Arbuckle?
Q: What is Santa's favorite American state?
Q: What do Santa's helpers make the day before Christmas?
Q: What is a monster's favorite Christmas poem?
A: What is a ghost's favorite Christmas carol?
Q: What would you have if Santa brought you a kitten and a puppy?
Q: Why was Santa's sick helper reluctant to go to the hospital?
Q: What has four legs, a hump, and is found at the North Pole?
Q: What goes "Ho-Ho-Ho-Swish"?
Girl 1: "Do you like The Nutcracker Suite?"
Q: What happens when Christmas angels meet?
Q: Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?