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Short Cow Jokes

    Q: What is a cow's favourite form of art?
    A: Moo-saics!

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    Q: What theatre shows make cows feel ill?
    A: Moo-sickals.

    Q: Where do intelligent cows like to visit on their holidays?
    A: Moo-seums.

    Q: How can you stop milk from turning sour?
    A: Leave it in the cow.

    Q: Where do cows go for outings?
    A: To the moo-vies.

    The reason the cow jumped over the moon is because the new milkmaid had icy cold hands.

    Q: What says 'Oom, oom?'
    A: A backward cow.

    Q: What is the cow capital of the USA?
    A: Moo York.

    Q: Where do you find details of famous cows?
    A: In Moo's Who.


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