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Crocodile Jokes

Short Crocodile Jokes

    Q: What's the difference between your mother in law and a crocodile?
    A: Crocodiles are kind. They tear at your flesh and hold you under the water to drown, then they push your body under an old log to rot.

    Q: What's the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?
    A: Neither of them has enough bytes.

    Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
    A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner


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