What does the dentist of the year get?...A little plaque.
Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of
your loudest, most painful screams?
Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time.
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't
want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
Patient: "Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie..."
Why did the Dentist say to the Stockbroker?
It looks like you have gone long in the tooth.
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