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    Snow White is sitting on pinocchio's face and she says "tell me a lie"

    - Submitted by Jenny.

    Q: Why are hunters so great lovers in bed?
    A: Because they go deep into the bush, shoot twice and eat everything they shoot!

    - Submitted by Lisa.

    A senior guy invited his girlfriend over because his parents were gone for the weekend, so his girlfreind arrived at his house they went to the bedroom and he forgot his younger brother was sleeping on the botttom bed so him and his girlfriend went on the top bed and they started talking and then things get heated up so he said scream TOMATOES if you want it harder and scream LETTUCE if you want a different position so she was screaming LETTUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO, then she said stop pull it out becuase I cant get pregnant then the little brother woke up and said "will you guys please stop making sandwiches"....

    - Submitted by Lynn.

    Q: Whats the speed limit of sex?
    A: 68 because at 69 you have to turn around!!

    - submitted by Amy Bedford.


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