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Doctor Jokes
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patient to the eye doctor: "Whenever I drink coffee, I have this sharp, excruciating pain." "Try to remember to remove the spoon from the cup before drinking." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet -- I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking. Why can't you?" The doctor nodded, looked her up and down, wrote out a prescription, and handed it to her and said, "There you are. Of course, if that doesn't work, we'll have to have you put down." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He is not dead, he is electroencephalographically challenged. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Are you an organ donor?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?" The man replies "Not BAAAAD!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
q: What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Q: What is a double-blind study? Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery:
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