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Dog Jokes

Short Dog Jokes

    Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
    A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone!

    Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths?
    A: A shampoodle!

    Q: What kind of dog does a vampire prefer?
    A: Any kind of bloodhound!

    Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
    A: Wire haired terriers!!

    Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
    A: A jolly collie!

    Q: What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
    A: A dingo-ling!

    Q: What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers?
    A: A bud hound!

    Q: Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
    A: Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

    Q: What is the dogs favourite city?
    A: New Yorkie!

    Q: Who is the dogs favourite comedian?
    A: Growlcho Marx!

    New added 17/3/05

    Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
    A: Because they have two left feet.


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