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Easter Jokes

Short Easter Jokes 1

    Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
    A: Eggercise

    Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
    A: A good Easter.

    Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
    A: Hoppy Easter!

    Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
    A: A hairless hare!

    Q: Why are people always tired in April?
    A: Because they just finished a march

    Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
    A: He was a little chicken!

    Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
    A: A slam duck.

    Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
    A: An egghead.

    Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
    A: Tulips (Two Lips).

    Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
    A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

    Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
    A: A smarty pants.


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