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Short Easter Jokes 2

    Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
    A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

    Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A: A receding hareline.

    Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
    A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)

    Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
    A: UNIQUE UP ON IT!

    Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
    A: He was making the Movie

    Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
    A: Tired.

    Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

    Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
    A: Your one hot chick!

    Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
    A: A eggage.

    Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
    A: Soup and quackers!

    Knock, knock...
    Who's there?
    "Ether"!
    "Ether" who?
    "Ether" Bunny!


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