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Short Easter Jokes 5

    Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
    A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

    Q: Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?
    A: Rabbit De Niro!

    Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
    A: Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

    Q: What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
    A: His lucky people's foot!

    Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats?
    A: The Easter Purrade!

    Q: What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?
    A: An Easter bunnet!

    Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"
    Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
    Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
    Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

    Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an oversterssed person?
    A: An Easter basket case!

    Q: What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
    A: The Easter Bunana!

    Q: Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?
    A: Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!

    Q: What's soft and white and rolls down the bunny trail?
    A: Peter Cottonball!

    Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
    A: Because it's always on a sundae!

    Q: What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
    A: Colored eggrolls!

    A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

    Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
    A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

    Q: What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?
    A: Albunny, New York!


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