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Elephant Jokes

Short Elephant Jokes

    Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
    A: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

    Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
    A: So he could hide in the cherry tree!

    Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
    A: When your nose touches the ceiling!

    Q: What do you call an elephant that flies?
    A: A jumbo jet!

    Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
    A: Big holes all over Australia!

    Q: How does an elephant get down from a tree?
    A: He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

    Q: Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?
    A: Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box!

    Q: Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
    A: Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

    Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
    A: Time to fix the fence!

    Q: Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
    A: So that he can sneak up on mice!

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