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Short Farmyard Jokes

    Q: What do you give a sick pig?
    A: Oinkment!

    Q: What do cows like to dance to?
    A: Any kind of moosic you like!

    Q: What kind of bird lays electric eggs?
    A: A battery hen!

    Q: What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
    A: A bullfrog!

    Q: What game do cows play at parties?
    A: Moosical chairs!

    Q: What do you give a pony with a cold?
    A: Cough Stirrup!

    Q: Where do milkshakes come from?
    A: Excited cows!

    Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
    A: To stamp out forest fires!

    Q: What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud?
    A: A sheep that's under the weather!


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