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Fish Jokes

Short Fish Jokes

    Q: Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
    A: To the prawn broker!

    Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
    A: The Codfather!

    Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
    A: He prawned everything!

    Q: Which fish can perform operations?
    A: A Sturgeon!

    Q: What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
    A: He got lockjaw!

    Q: Where do fish wash?
    A: In a river basin!

    Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
    A: To get to the other tide!

    Q: Where do little fishes go every morning?
    A: To plaice school!

    Q: What fish goes up the river at 100mph?
    A: A motor pike!

    Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
    A: As far away as possible!


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