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Goundhog Day Jokes

Short Groundhog Day Jokes

    Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy?
    A: Ground-dog Day!

    Q: What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?
    A: He became a pound hog!

    Q: What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?
    A: We'll have six more weeks of splinters!

    Q: Why was the groundhog depressed about his den?
    A: He was having a bad lair day!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
    A: Ground Nog Day!

    Q: What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2?
    A: The ground frog!


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