Q: What did the phantom on guard duty outside the haunted castle say when he heard a noise?
A: 'Halt! Who ghosts there?'

Q: Why was the shy ghost frightened of going to the opticians' party?
A: Because he thought he might make a spooktacle of himself.

It was a graveyard romance. Boy meets ghoul.

Q: What music do ghosts like?
A: Haunting melodies.

Q: How did the two ghosts fall in love?
A: It was love at first fright.

Q: On what day do ghosts play tricks on each other?
A: April Ghoul's Day.

Q: Where can you catch a ghost train?
A: At a mainfestation.

Q: Why did the female ghoul like demons?
A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

Q: What do you call a female ghost who serves drinks and food on a 'plane?
A: An air ghostess.

Some years ago I tried to become a ghost writer. But I couldn't find any ghosts who wanted me to write for them.