Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.

Q: What would you find on a haunted beach?
A: A sand witch.

Q: Who has a broom and flies?
A: A jelly-covered janitor.

Q: What time would it be if five demons were chasing you?
A: Five after one.

Q: Why don't skeletons like parties?
A: They have no body to dance with.

Q: What did the bat say to the witch's hat?
A: You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

Q: What if you crossed a rabbit with a wolf?
A: You'd get a harewolf.

Q: What happens when a flying witch breaks the sound barrier?
A: You hear the broom boom.