Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"

Q: What happens to a fast witch on a slow broom?
A: She flies off the handle.

Q: Why do demons hang out with ghouls?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend.

Q: Why did the other kids have to let the vampire play baseball?
A: It was his bat.

Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Put your boos and shocks on.

Mother vampire to son:
Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots.

Mommy, Mommy, the kids all call me a werewolf.
Never mind, dear, now go and comb your face.

Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other?
A: See you next month!