Q: What did the little ghost eat for lunch?
A: A booloney sandwich!

Q: What do little monsters like to drink?
A: Ghoul-Aid!

Q: What do you call eyeglasses for a ghost?
A: Spooktacles!

Q: Where would you find the graves of famous English ghouls?
A: Westmonster Abbey!

Q: How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
A: With a scare dryer!

Q: What did the dog say to the skeleton?
A: "I'd like to get to gnaw you."

Q: Why didn't the little monster go trick-or-treating?
A: He didn't have a costume.

Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy."
Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!"

Witch 1: "How do you manage to stay in shape?"
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Q: Is it good to drink witch's brew?
A: Yes, it's very newt-tricious!

Q: Why is a ghost like an empty house?
A: Because there's no body there!

Q: What happened when the vampire met the werewolf?
A: They became the best of fiends!

Q: What Central American country has the most spooks?
A: Ghosta Rica!

Q: What would you get if you crossed the Wolfman with a dog?
A: A werewolf!

Q: Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
A: He was a big-game haunter!

Q: What game do baby ghosts like to play?
A: Shriek-a-boo!