Q: Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
A: Because it was Hulaween!

Q: Where does a vampire keep his Easter candy?
A: In his Easter casket!

Q: How does a monster begin a fairy tale?
A: "Once upon a slime..."

Q: What's worse than a vampire with a toothache?
A: A skeleton with arthritis!

Q: What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog?
A: He was mist.

Q: Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
A: On the psycho path!

Q: Did you hear about the really stupid horror movie?
A: It was shudder nonsense!

Q: Did you hear about the Egyptian monster who was a terrible driver?
A: He was a crash mummy!

Q: Did you hear about the starving vampire?
A: He was all gums!

Q: Why is it tough to compete against a vampire?
A: Because they're always out for blood!

Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful!"
Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."

Q: Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?
A: He was a bite of the Round Table!

Q: What would you get if you corssed Dracula with Captain Kidd?
A: A vampirate!

Q: What did vampire call his girlfriend?
A: His "vein squeeze"!