Q: Did you hear about the hippie werewolf?
A: He was fur out, man!

Q: What do you call two witches who live together?
A: Brommates!

Q: Did you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
A: He was a real jerk-o'-lantern!

Q: What does an Australian witch ride on?
A: A broomerang!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous director?
A: Steven Spellberg!

Q: Where do spooks go to mail a letter?
A: The ghost office.

Q: What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
A: "Long time, no see!"

Q: When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you?
A: When you're a mouse!

Q: What happened when the little witch misbehaved?
A: She was sent to her broom.

Q: What do you say to a depressed vampire?
A: "Fang in thre!"

Q: How do you make a skeleton laugh?
A: Try tickling his funny bone!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
A: A ghoul Yule!

Q: What is Dracula's favorite line for meeting girls?
A: "Hey, gorgeous. What's your blood type?"

Q: How come vampires never seem to have any trouble?
A: Because they're a pain in the neck!

Q: How did the ghost look in her designer sheet?
A: Boo-tiful!

Q: What did the angry skeleton say to the other skeleton?
A: "I have a bone to pick with you!"

Q: What do little sppoks call their parents?
A: Mummy & Deady.

Q: Why was Frankenstein acting so strangely?
A: His head wasn't screwed on right.

Q: Where do little monsters play at recess?
A: In the ghoulyard!

Q: What did the Pilgrim vampire celebrate?
A: Fangsgiving.