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Hillbilly Jokes

Short Hillbilly Jokes

    Q: What's the difference between a hillbilly wedding and a hillbilly funeral?
    A: There's one less drunk at the funeral.

    Q: How do you get a hillbilly out of a bathtub?
    A: Throw in a bar of soap.

    Q: How do you tell the bride at a hillbilly wedding?
    A: She's wearing the cleanest shirt.

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    Q: How do you circumcize a hillbilly?
    A: Kick his sister in the chin.

    Q: What does a 13 year old girl from Tennesee say after sex?
    A: " Git offa me, daddy, you're cruching my cigarettes!

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    A reporter asked this hillbilly what he thought about the presidents civil rights bill. He answered: "If he owes it, I reckon he should pay it."

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    You know how to make hillbilly chicken soap? You start by stealing a couple of chickens...

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    A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Al, somebody just stole your pickup truck." Al said, "Did you see who it was?" The hillbilly replied, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"


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