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Joe said, "Know what, Charlie? I killed five flies yesterday, three males and two females."

"How could you tell them apart, Joe?" asked Charlie.

Joe replied, "That was easy. The three males were sitting on a case of beer and the two females were on the phone."

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Q: What did the snail say on the turtle's back?
A: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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