Q: Why did the girl take a ladder to school?
A: Because she was going to high school!

Q: What invention allows you to see through walls?
A: Windows.

Q: What do you call two bananas peels?
A: A pair of slippers.

Q: Why did the soldier salute the tiger?
A: Because the tiger had more stripes.

Q: What di the rock pool say to the other rock pool?
A: My mussles are bigger than yours!

Q: Which travels faster, cold or heat?
A: Heat, because you can catch cold.

Q: Why did Polly put the kettle on?
A: Because she had nothing else to wear.

Q: Why did the little girl take candy to sleep?
A: To have sweet dreams.

Q: What has a hundred legs but can't walk?
A: Fifty pairs of pants.

Q: Why do farts smell?
A: So deaf people can enjoy them too!

Q: A woman has seven children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
A: All the children are boys, so half are boys and so are the other half.