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Short Kids Jokes 6

    Boy: Can you get in trouble for something you didn't do?
    Teacher: No.
    Boy: Good, because I forgot to do any homework.

    Q: What is always on its way but never arrives?
    A: Tomorrow.

    Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
    A: Because he beat up an egg!

    Q: Who is the strongest criminal?
    A: A shoplifter.

    Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger, a kangaroo and a sheep?
    A: A striped jumper!

    Q: Why did the barber win the race?
    A: Because he took a short cut!

    Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
    A: Because he is always spotted.

    Q: What can you serve but not eat?
    A: A tennis ball.

    Q: Where is the English Channel?
    A: Not sure, it's not on my TV.

    Q: How did the jury find the hamburger?
    A: Grill-ty as charged.

    Q: What color is a hiccup?
    A: Burple.

    Q: What did the light say when it was turned off?
    A: I'm delighted.

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