Q: What is always on its way but never arrives?
A: Tomorrow.

Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg!

Q: Who is the strongest criminal?
A: A shoplifter.

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger, a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A striped jumper!

Q: Why did the barber win the race?
A: Because he took a short cut!

Q: Why can't a leopard hide?
A: Because he is always spotted.

Q: What can you serve but not eat?
A: A tennis ball.

Q: Where is the English Channel?
A: Not sure, it's not on my TV.

Q: How did the jury find the hamburger?
A: Grill-ty as charged.

Q: What color is a hiccup?
A: Burple.

Q: What did the light say when it was turned off?
A: I'm delighted.