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Short Light Bulb Jokes 6

    Q: How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

    Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number.

    Q: How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: To get to the other side.

    Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A1: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise.
    A2: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.
    A3: One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.
    A4: In an earlier article, zeus!bobr writes:

    Q: How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

    Q: How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: They don't need to, they glow in the dark.

    Q: How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Three. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle...and one to change the bulb.

    Q: How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).

    Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
    A: None, they like to keep him in the dark.

    Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Depends on what you want to change it into.

    Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too.

    Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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