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Short Little Johnny Jokes

    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."

    Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."

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    Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum. "Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor?"

    Johnny lets out a puff of smoke, "Nah, that's too old fashioned."

    Johnny takes another drag, "Spit out your gum, I wanna play PRESIDENT!"

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    Little Johhny strolls into school on Tuesday. The teacher stops him in the hall.

    "Johnny, why weren't you in school yesterday?"

    "Sorry, Miss, but my dad got burned"

    "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it wasn't badly?"

    "Well, they don't f**k about at the crematorium, Miss!"

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