Male Versus Female Jokes
A: You need one but you're not quite sure why.
Q: Why is food better than a man?
Q: What's a man's idea of helping to make the bed?
Q: Why are men and parking spots similar?
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: What do toilet seats, anniversaries and a clitoris have in common?
Q: How do you keep a man interested after marriage?
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured outwomen?
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
Q: Why are there only snowmen and no snowomen?
Q: Why don't men get Mad Cow disease?
Q: Why are guys like lawn mowers?
Q: Why are men like laxatives?
Q: Why did God create man?
Q: What are two reasons men don't mind their own business?
Q: Why is it hard for a women to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
Q: How is a man like a snowstorm?
Q: Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Q: What is the main difference between men and boys?