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Short Male Versus Female Jokes 3

    Q: How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
    A: Women cook, men eat. Women clean, men get dirty. Women iron, men wrinkle.

    Q: How are men like noodles?
    A: They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

    Q: How do men exercise at the beach?
    A: By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

    Q: What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?
    A: Put the remote control between his toes.

    Q: What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
    A: When the power goes off.

    Q: How are men like diplomas?
    A: You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

    If only women came with pull-down menus and online help.

    I married Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was "Always."

    - Submitted by Jokes4U.

    An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.

    The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

    The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

    - submitted by DEKern to Jokes4U.

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