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Short Monkey Jokes

    A man who owned a hand-operated rotisserie (rotating spit for cooking meat) was barbecuing a chicken in his back yard when a hippie strolled by.

    The hippie stood and watched for a couple of minutes and then said slowly, "Uh... I don't want to bug you man, but your music's stopped, and your monkey's on fire."

    Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    A: It was dead.

    Q: Why don't the monkeys in the jungle play poker any more?
    A: There are just too many Cheetahs.

    Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    A: Because he was dead!

    Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
    A: She was stapled to the first one!

    Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
    A: Peer Pressure!

    "I believe that our Heavenly Father invented the monkey because he was disappointed in man.*"
    Mark Twain


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