Q: What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?
A: 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !

Q: What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?
A: A mouse organ !

Q: Why do mice have long tails ?
A: Well, they'd look silly with long hair !

Q: Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
A: Mickey Moose !

Q: How do you save a drowning mouse ?
A: Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Q: Where do hamsters come from ?
A: Hamsterdam !

Q: What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
A: What's up Pussycat !

Q: Why do mice need oiling ?
A: Because they squeak !

Q: What do rodents say when they play bingo ?
A: 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !