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    Q. How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    A. Seven - one to change it and the other six to sing about how much better the old one was.

    Q. What's the definition of an optimist?
    A. A folk musician with a mortgage.

    Q. What do you call a musician without a significant other?
    A. Homeless.

    Q. How is a savings bond like a musician?
    A. Eventually it may mature and make some money.

    There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician.The other didn't have any money either.

    Q: How many reggae musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Light bulb? We spent da' money on spliffs, mon!

    Q: How are sopranos defying the laws of astrophysics?
    A: The center of the universe shifts with every step they take.

    Q: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza pie?
    A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

    Q: How many Musician jokes are there?
    A: Just one -- all the rest are true!!

    Q: Why can't many vocalists get through the door?
    A: They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in.

    Q:What's the difference between a musician and a mutual fund?
    A:The mutual fund eventually matures and earns money.

    Q: Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
    A: Because most shops close by six thirty.

    Q: What would a musician do if he won a million dollars?
    A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.

    Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver?
    A: The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horses' asses.

    There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.


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