Q. What's the definition of an optimist?
A. A folk musician with a mortgage.

Q. What do you call a musician without a significant other?
A. Homeless.

Q. How is a savings bond like a musician?
A. Eventually it may mature and make some money.

There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician.The other didn't have any money either.

Q: How many reggae musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Light bulb? We spent da' money on spliffs, mon!

Q: How are sopranos defying the laws of astrophysics?
A: The center of the universe shifts with every step they take.

Q: What's the difference between a musician and a pizza pie?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: How many Musician jokes are there?
A: Just one -- all the rest are true!!

Q: Why can't many vocalists get through the door?
A: They either can't find the key or don't know when to come in.

Q:What's the difference between a musician and a mutual fund?
A:The mutual fund eventually matures and earns money.

Q: Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
A: Because most shops close by six thirty.

Q: What would a musician do if he won a million dollars?
A: Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.

Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver?
A: The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horses' asses.

There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.