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Q: What's the difference between a flutist and a Rolls Royce?
A: Most musician have never been in a Rolls Royce.

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Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

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Q: How do you know when the stage is level?
A: The drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth.

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Q: Whats the difference between an Oboe and an Onion?
A: Nobody cries when you cut an oboe.

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