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    Q: How are conductors and condoms similer?
    A: It's safer with them, but more fun without!

    - submitted by Ted Harrison.

    Q: What's the difference between a flutist and a Rolls Royce?
    A: Most musician have never been in a Rolls Royce.

    - submitted by ?

    Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
    A: Their personalities.

    - submitted by ?

    Q: How do you know when the stage is level?
    A: The drool comes out both sides of the drummer's mouth.

    - submitted by ?

    Q: Whats the difference between an Oboe and an Onion?
    A: Nobody cries when you cut an oboe.

    - submitted by ?


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