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Short Nurses Jokes 3

  • Anna Stetic - the nurse who was a real knockout.

  • Patient: 'Give me a kiss, nurse.'
    Nurse: 'No.'
    Patient: 'Please give me a kiss, nurse.'
    Nurse: 'Certainly not!'
    Patient: 'Go on, nurse, kiss me!'
    Nurse: 'No, sir - and I'm not even supposed to be in bed with you.'

  • Pretty young nurse: 'Doctor, every time I take this young man's pulse it gets much faster. Should I give him a sedative or something?'
    Doctor: 'No. Just give him a blindfold.'

  • 'Nurse, is it true that uncooked eels are healthy?'
    'I imagine so, sir. I've never heard any complaining.'

  • 'Give it to me straight, nurse, how long have I got?'
    'It's very difficult to say, sir. But if I were you I wouldn't start reading any serials.'

  • Handsome young man, from behind a screen: I've taken all my clothes off, nurse. Where shall I put them?'
    Young burse: 'On top of mine.'


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