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Short Nurses Jokes 3
- Anna Stetic - the nurse who was a real knockout.
- Patient: 'Give me a kiss, nurse.'
Patient: 'Please give me a kiss, nurse.'
Nurse: 'Certainly not!'
Patient: 'Go on, nurse, kiss me!'
Nurse: 'No, sir - and I'm not even supposed to be in bed with you.'
- Pretty young nurse: 'Doctor, every time I take this young man's pulse it gets much faster. Should I give him a sedative or something?'
Doctor: 'No. Just give him a blindfold.'
- 'Nurse, is it true that uncooked eels are healthy?'
'I imagine so, sir. I've never heard any complaining.'
- 'Give it to me straight, nurse, how long have I got?'
'It's very difficult to say, sir. But if I were you I wouldn't start reading any serials.'
- Handsome young man, from behind a screen: I've taken all my clothes off, nurse. Where shall I put them?'
Young burse: 'On top of mine.'
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