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    Q: What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?
    A: Ape Lincoln!

    Q: Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
    A: He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.

    Q: What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
    A: Babe Lincoln!

    Q: Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?
    A: After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!

    Teacher: "John, do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"
    Student: "No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!"

    Q: Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?
    A: To keep his head warm!

    Q: WHat US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?
    A: Abraham Stincoln!

    Q: Why was Abraham Lincoln barn in a log cabin?
    A: Because it was too cold to be born outside!

    Q: Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?
    A: They're both on the (s)cent!

    Q: Why did they call Lincoln "Honest Abe"?
    A: Because that's what it said on all his campaign buttons.

    Q: Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
    A: Because he couldn't lie.

    Q: What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
    A: Presidentures!

    Q: What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
    A: George Washingtoon!

    Q: Was General Washington a handsome man?
    A: Yes, he was George-eous!

    Q: How did George Washington speak to his army?
    A: In general terms!


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