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Short Redhead Jokes 2

    Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
    A: Say something

    Q: If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
    A: If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

    Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
    A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

    Q: What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
    A: Men always miss them.

    Q: How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
    A: She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

    Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
    A: There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

    Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
    One is to let her think she is having her own way,
    and the other is to let her have it.

    Q: How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
    A: She unties you.

    - Submitted by Ryan.

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