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    Q: What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
    A: The scenter spot!

    Q: Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
    A: Because there is no atmosphere!

    Q: What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?
    A: Cold Trafford!

    Q: How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
    A: Somebody took a corner!

    Q: Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?
    A: Paul gas coin!

    Q: What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?
    A: Ince pies!

    Q: What does a footballer and a magician have in common?
    A: Both do hat tricks!

    Q: Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
    A: All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

    Q: Why are football players never asked for dinner?
    A: Because they're always dribbling!

    Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
    A: Because he liked sole music


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