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St. Patrick's Day Jokes

Short St. Patrick's Day Jokes

    Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
    A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

    Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
    A: Because they're always a little short.

    Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o'gold?
    A: They like to "go" first class!

    Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
    A: He's Dublin over with laughter!

    Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
    A: Patty O'furniture!

    Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
    A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!

    Q: What do you call an Irishman who knows how to control his wife?
    A: A bachelor.

    - submitted by Jokes4U.


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