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    Q: What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
    A: You can't keep a good man down!

    Q: Who designed Noah's ark?
    A: An ark-itect!

    Q: What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?
    A: Speaking Latin!

    Q: Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?
    A: He wanted Mark Antony!

    Q: Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?
    A: On their feet!

    Q: Why does history keep repeating itself?
    A: Because we weren't listening the first time!

    Q: Who succeeded the first President of the USA?
    A: The second one!

    Q: If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
    A: His wife!

    Q: What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?
    A: Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

    Q: Why did Eve want to move to New York?
    A: She fell for the Big Apple!


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