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    Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
    A. hubble, hubble, hubble.

    Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
    It makes him blush!!!!

    I heard Jeff Smith, aka The Frugal Gourmet, read this on the air. Apparently a letter from a viewer:

    "I have had my turkey in the freezer for a year and a half. Will it take longer to thaw?"

    Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
    A: Their age!

    Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
    A: Plymouth Rock!

    Q: How do you hold a turkey in suspense?
    (get it?)

    - submitted by Jokes4U.


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