Keep your eye off the turkey dressing
It makes him blush!!!!

I heard Jeff Smith, aka The Frugal Gourmet, read this on the air. Apparently a letter from a viewer:

"I have had my turkey in the freezer for a year and a half. Will it take longer to thaw?"

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth Rock!

Q: How do you hold a turkey in suspense?
(get it?)

- submitted by Jokes4U.