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Valentines Day Jokes

Short Valentine's Day Jokes 1

    Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
    A: Because it's all heart.

    Q: What do squireels give for Valentine's Day?
    A: Forget-me-nuts.

    Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
    A: You send me.

    Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
    A: I'm stuck on you.

    Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
    A: His ghoul-friend.

    Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
    A: Because it couldn't get a date.

    Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
    A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear

    Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
    A: A stamp.

    Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?
    A: Nothing, it shuts up.

    Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
    A: You get buttered up.

    Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
    A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

    Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
    A: Antelope.


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