Q: What do squireels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
A: You send me.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.

Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.

Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?
A: Nothing, it shuts up.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
A: You get buttered up.

Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.