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Valentines Day Jokes

Short Valentine's Day Jokes 2

    Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
    A: You turn me on.

    Q: Did adam and eve ever have a date?
    A: No, but they dad an apple.

    Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
    A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

    Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
    A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

    Knock, Knock,
    Who's there?
    Olive
    Olive who?
    Olive you!

    Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed "guess who"?
    A: A divorce lawyer.

    Q: What is the perfect breakup gift to give to someone for valentines day?
    A: A copy of the book sex for dummies.

    Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
    A: Stick with me and we'll go places!


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