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Valentines Day Jokes

Short Valentine's Day Jokes 3

    Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
    A: Hogs and Kisses!

    Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
    A: It was Valenswine's Day!

    Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
    A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!

    Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
    A: "I'm sweet on you!"

    Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
    A: A hug and a quiche!

    Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
    A: "I find you very attractive."

    Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
    A: "I dot my i's on you!"

    Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
    A: "You mean a great dill to me."

    Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
    A: He gives it a Valenshine!

    Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
    A: A valentiny!


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