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    A lady walks into a bar and ask for an innuendo.
    The barkeeper gave her one!

    - Submitted by Ed.

    Q: Did you know that lager has womens genes in it?
    A: After 8 pints you talk crap and can't drive!

    - Submitted by Nina.

    Q: why do women not need a drivers license?
    A: because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

    - Submitted by Rob Bauer.

    Q: What does a 747 airplane and a woman both have in common?
    A: They both have a cockpit.

    - Submitted by Darrell Oliver.

    Q: Why don't women have umbrellas?
    A: Because it doesn't rain in between the kitchen and the bedroom.

    - submitted by Seaborn.

    Q: What do you call a beautiful woman in Poland?
    A: A tourist.

    - submitted by Unknown.

    A woman is a lot like a box of kfc, you start off with two juicy breasts and a couple of tender thighs, and when you're finished all you're left with is a greasy box.

    - submitted by ?

    Q: What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives women crazy?
    A: A hundred dollar bill.

    - submitted by Jokes4U.


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