- Submitted by Ed.

Q: Did you know that lager has womens genes in it?
A: After 8 pints you talk crap and can't drive!

- Submitted by Nina.

Q: why do women not need a drivers license?
A: because there is no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

- Submitted by Rob Bauer.

Q: What does a 747 airplane and a woman both have in common?
A: They both have a cockpit.

- Submitted by Darrell Oliver.

Q: Why don't women have umbrellas?
A: Because it doesn't rain in between the kitchen and the bedroom.

- submitted by Seaborn.

Q: What do you call a beautiful woman in Poland?
A: A tourist.

- submitted by Unknown.

A woman is a lot like a box of kfc, you start off with two juicy breasts and a couple of tender thighs, and when you're finished all you're left with is a greasy box.

- submitted by ?

Q: What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives women crazy?
A: A hundred dollar bill.

- submitted by Jokes4U.