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Yo Daddy Jokes

Short Yo Daddy Jokes

  • Your daddy so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard.
    - submitted by ?

    NEW 14/1/05

  • your daddy is so old that when he sneezes he sneezes dust.
    - submitted by Michele Posada.

  • YO Daddy so fat when he walks china has an earth quake.
    - submitted by SlayerOfLucifer.

  • yo daddy so stupid he tried to throw a rock at the ground and he missed.
    - Submitted by Austin T.S. Hayes

  • yo daddy so fat he jumped in the air and got stuck.
    - Submitted by Bikerboyz322

  • yo daddy so got damn dumb when somebody told him that it was chilly out side he came out with a bowl.
    - Submitted by Luis Gonzalez

  • Yo daddy so fat he put a blanket over the ocean and called it his water bed!
    - Submitted by Terry Flint

  • YO DADDY IS SO UGLY THAT HE SCARED 3 BLIND PEOPLE.
    - submitted by ASloud

  • YO DADDY SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OLD HE KNEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAS A PRINCE.
    - submitted by Beverlybrwn4

  • yo daddy so poor that one day i seen him walking down the street with a can and i said what are you doing and he said moving.
    - submitted by Cheetahgirl12

  • yo daddy so skinny he can hoola-hoop through a cheerio!
    - submitted by Debbie Twilley

  • yo daddy so fat he walked outside with a yellow jacket on and everyone yelled"TAXi!!!!!"
    - submitted by Babyanglgrl53

  • yo daddy is so stupid I told him if he guess how many dollars are in my pocket I will give him both of them he said three.
    - submitted by FaLonna Butler

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