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Stockbroker and Stock Analyst go to the Races
A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the
races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The analyst was
sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look
on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the
success, but he could not convince the analyst.
"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse
came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told
you, I knew the secret!"
"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up their
ages and I bet on number nine."
"But, three and five is eight," the analyst protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I just
shown experimentally that my calculation is correct?!"
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